Be happy. Like me :D I'm NOT RETARDED KAY. .-.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

kid photos

can u guess who are them in the pic?
they are... Danny

Adam

i like danny's hair! haha. so cutee ^^
adam look so erm. lc haha.
whoa i just listened to james lee's singing.
ar... haha. nice.
u prefer
danny gokey
or
adam lambert?
danny! haha. adam is gay.
but gay always look good.

Friday, April 24, 2009

i have a fringe.

swt. i love to kill pictures! haha.
like this one.
william seriously can advertise fo colgate. sensodye. wtv laa. haha

haha. BSMM kaki. i dunno who is whose. mine is the hairy legged one. haha.

shern yang's the shiniest one.


xinying, have fun! haha. think of the good side.




two best pals haha. weird.



NEW HAIR. LOL.

ok maybe i just cutted my fringe.

but it's new. hhaa


i look weird.







constipation.



hyper. profuse sweating.


guess how i got the wind. from the fan duh ==.

tissuespeakerboomboopow


LOL. my hair sudah cut.
yee vonne oso cutted her hair LOLs.
like my hair? =)
haha.






ok. ever see someone cry in a barber shop?
haha. i've seen one today.
after cutting my hair,
i waited for my mom's turn.
haha. there was a 40++ woman came in
obviously to cut her hair. ==
then her maid/mum not sure erm stand beside her.
then the barber accidentally cutted her fringe.
" why u cut my fringe?" with her cute and weird accent.
"sorry sorry i dunno u dun wan me cut the fringe." the english abit cacat de.
haha
then she say again : WHY U CUT MY FRINGE?
i told u not to cut it! now how am i gonna work? no semangat edi."
the mom/maid said why u cut her hair like dat? she already told u! "
then she started cry!
gosh. cry because her hair.
the barber whose cutting my mom' hair, mom and was laffing non-stop.
hahahaha. swt? would u cry because of that? but the guy cut until quite good leh.
and the voice damn annoying.
thet barber damn no face.
NO MUKA! haha. so weird.
my hair is ok ryte? haha.

alex is going p. perhentian next week! haha. absent for 3 days.
and my daddy is coming back from china LOL
with the wolverine movie haha
swt ==. bye.





have fun prefects! haha.



Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Ravel Tzigane

omg i tink i'm liking musicians guy.

lol. they are so erm. cool yeng geng. haha. have some talent in them.

he is really good. enjoy.

congrates joshua, sofea, jensen, james and gabriel lol. owh ya, tanu too.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Happy b4 bday, sophie!

haha. sophie's surprise party was the BOMB.
christine's dad is so funny.
he was like
"happy bday, sophie!"
then sophie give out her innocent/not knowing anything face.
"it's not my birthday."
oh. "sophie's bday is next week laa. its for grace!"
hahahhahahaha.
sophie still blur about everything.
"why is grace ling still not here?" haha.
and we started without her LOL. she's not even coming.

haha. my whole face kena cream icing.
it even went into my nose. ==
thanks to william haha.
worst thing is the hair.
haiz its like GEL. haha.
wash that time then noe.

sophie was touched haha.
she cried.
haha. grace was so exausted.
she planned everything. haha with william, vivian and christine laa.
thanks to them the party was so successful. haha.
yummy food, i tell you.
fun laa.

and i just found out i went ou today i forgot to buy the size3 pen for seni. ==
haizz. tmr gonna buy in ikano. LOL. bye
go do my bc essay.

Friday, April 17, 2009

bball

haha. see familiar faces?

haha. DU vs sri permata. LOL.

stupid anugerah tmr. bye.

fan liang post de.

so yeng laa. someone. haha.



and LOL.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

which spot do u like to KISS? LOL

tagged by rachel.
she dances. haha. erm her mum makes a lot of delicious cookies. and Food.

1.Besides your lips , where is the favourite spot to get kissed ?
erm. hand LOL. or ass. haha. kissass. ok maybe not.

2. How did you feel when you woke up this morning ?
feel like sleeping again.

3. Who was the last person / people you took a photo with?
my brother LOL.

4. Would you consider yourself spoiled ?
what? of course not.

5. Will you ever donate blood ?
yeah but i'm scared. ==

6. Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
yeah laa.

7. Do you want someone to be dead?
whoa liao. erm. NO. karma.

8. What does your last text message say ?
let me go check LOL.
which phone haha. nvm i say both.
from liyen. she ask me about sas. LOL
another from 22882.
you have successfully redeemed caller ringtone: HOT AND COLD.
haha.

9. What are you thinking right now?
erm lost and found.
a song.

1o. Do you want someone to be with you right now ?
erm i dun wanna be a loner. so yeah. haha.

11. What was the time you went to bed last night ?
11.54pm. haha. i hate dreams.
they are pure evil. they eat up my sleep time.

12. Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now ?
erm. ou its actually my pjymas.

13. Is someone on your mind right now ?
yeah. yeah. guess who pn norsham. omg i just 'LOVE ' her so much.
she scolded me infront of erm. nvm. during anugerah anyway.

14. Who was the last person(s) who text you ?
liyen;)
and celcom haha.

TEN Lucky Person to do this quiz...
1. alex.
2. yiyuan
3. shuyan.
4. james
5. huiwen
6. yee vonne.
7. firb.
8. sophie.
9. eric
10. liyen.

15. Who is no.2(yiyuan) having a relationship with ?
erm. ask him laa. =)

16. Is no.3(shuyan) a male or a female ?
does the name sound like a male? == slimmy shuyan.

17. If no.7(firb) and no.1(alex) get together , would it be a good?
haha. shuyan will cemburu LOL.

18. What is no.1(alex) studying about ?
alibaba's diary.

19. When was the last time you chatted with them ?
erm. diff ways laa.

20.Is no.4(james) single ?
LOL. yeah i tink.

21. Say something about no.2(yiyuan)
he always say others are werid except him. haha.

22. What do you think about no.3(shuyan) & no.6(yee vonne) being together?
erm why so les wan tis tag?
i dunno.

23. Describe no.9(eric).
he is not bald animore. and erm beg poeple to print his logo for him.

24. What will you do if no.6(yee vonne) n no.7(firb) fight ?
aiya wun one laa.

25. Do you like 8 ?
YES OF COURSE!

i go do hw. bye.
zoro! LOL.

Monday, April 13, 2009

xigua hate watermelon for once.

haha.
PBSM rocks.
and pull up yr socks.
LOL.
i'm not going recruit camp.
stupid sick laa. put name edi then cannot go.
i nvr go recruit cap b4 and haiz... peluang FLY.
oh ya, why did yr dad throw the butter out of the window?
because he wanna she BUTTER-FLY!
p-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face.
addicting song.
i seriously feel hungry.
haha. ciaoz.
TOH, do u have a blog? LOL.
miss celine: TOH, why u so talkative since u come here ar?
LOL. she's from skdu last time.
get to know her.
she is damn funny.
and perasan to the maxx.
and omg. u noe yr name read backwards is HOT!
ahem.
ok seriously bye. haha.

Friday, April 10, 2009

fat women being horny.

this pic just look way wrong man.
super big g-string LOL.
i nominated her as
"the fattest woman on earth."


haha.
tmr cant go. haizz. tell me why ~
stupid sickness.
i'm gonna die.
TOUCH WOOD.
=((((
yer not fair laa...

Friday, April 3, 2009

weird tag.

my waist damn pain. haha.

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog):I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .___12___,-Your name

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Get Lost now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

haha. sure damn random.

Dear William,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand how boring u are. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I always try to forget Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Go ad drown yourself,
Jess.

LOL. totally agree with the pervert part. ok maybe not pervert
horny is the word. horny tofu. te whole thing does make any sense.

i tag: anyone who's names starts with z.
haha. technically no one. good.

bye. =) lame tag.

LOL


haha. aj and grace taught me this

LOL.

haha.

lame. good luck for

the thing.

u guys can do it.

i want to see the cd! haha.

see how wai we go prize. haha.

this yr cant participated.

mummy dun let :(

watch slumdog millionair just now.

nice and i dunno why i laf whe i watch

they are really some good beggar.

i mean cool

they steal people's shoe and sell them.

crap the taj mahal's history. haha.

dat part is quite funny.

and i didnt cry haha.

sc centre. haha. hope xy can go. i mean must go.

dun ffk. dunno want go du rally tak. =)

pn chong found my chinese blue bk

she said it just appear like that *

hrm wth. i bought another bk

and paste some notes down liao.

I always bring phone for a reason laa.

kim tan kim tan haha.

hehe. happy belated bday shafiq and happy before bday grace!

child abuse is bad. dun tickel them. haha.

go mandi.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

kena april fooled!

kena april fool so many time.
hrm.
ur shoelace.
ur pants dirty.
u didt zip!
haha.

today hyper again.
teachers went for meeting.
WOO. and i finish my hws.
laf non-stop with alex.
i dunno why.
when she laf i laf.
when i laf she laf.
then that william
or izzit eric.
nvm. made a how to say.
like choose a colour eg: PINK.
then P-I-N-K pink.
then got some numbers on the paper.
u suck haha.
vagina. swt.

i hope i pass the test.
gonna cut my hair.
cos front there BOTAK.
oh ya ALEX shud go balded.

i really suck in jump shots.
jump higher.
1 2 3 jump.
drop. haha.
must practice!
william is such a poser.

life is random so am I.
nvr tried typing chinese words b4.
mm hmm.
曾薇桦 jess.
阿拉善地亚 alex.
蔡淑彦 shu.
红杰如 jieru.
张盛瀚 james. sry ar. =)
林伟强 eric.
周显礼 will.
朱欣韵 xinying.