phobiassss

wow...
there are so much special names for spesific phobias
check out this webbie
and see which phobia u have!
http://changethatsrightnow.com/phobia_list_of_all_phobias.asp?SDID=6540:1944
damn cool!

jessica chan aka jessxigua has fear of:

>darkness or the dark(achlouphobia)

are u scared of the dark?

>sexual abuse(aqraphobia)

of course rite...

>kidney disease(albuminurophobia)

kia xi!

>amnesia(amnesiphobia)

i reli have amnesia anyway? where's my rd? stupid laa

>floods(antlophobia)

banjir kilat! haha

>peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth(arachibutyrophobia )

yup...

>failure(atychiphobia)

kiasu!!!! like duh... i'm jess~

>mirrors(catoptrophobia)

aspecially broken punya! bloody mary!!

whoa... lazy edi!

btw, peh yee is allergic to animals wth fur...
she has Doraphobia (fear of fur or skins of animals)
haha...

time for jokes:

1. With more churches than casinos in Las Vegas, many worshippers put betting chips into the collection plate instead of cash. Because there are so many different casinos, the Catholic churches send the chips into the diocese for sorting.Once these tokens are sorted, a junior priest hits the casinos, changing the chips into cash. What do they call this priest?

The chip monk.

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2. The DVD player was broken and we weren't going to be able to watch the movie we'd rented. Then my husband had a brilliant idea: "Why don't we use the PlayStation?" We pushed all the buttons, but couldn't get it to work, so we gave up and went upstairs. We were reading in bed when our 17-year-old son appeared in our doorway. "Someone left a DVD in my PlayStation," he said."We were trying to watch a movie on it," my husband admitted, "but we couldn't get past the parental control screen.""What a shame," our son said as he smiled and closed the door.

haha^^
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3. LIFE IS LIKE THAT
''Make sure you wash your hands before your piano lesson," I reminded my seven-year-old son. ''They're probably dirty from soccer practice.''''I don't have to, Mum,'' he reassured me. ''Today I'm practising in E Flat Minor. They're black keys.''
black reminds of someone... haha!
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for mor go to http://www.readersdigest.com.my/rd/rdhtml/en/joke/joke.jsp

haizzz stupid way to pass time~
james, ure music tag so funny...
"what song will play when ure having sex?" so sick by someone laa
haha... so ngam laa
and i oso hot laa... lol
cos got relate to jessica alba ma...
and argh... stupid ja-mes